… since I came out to play on Tumblr. I have been one busy man.

Just lost 45 minutes of my night while crying with laughter.

You are all a bit wrong. All of you. Wrong. In the head. Just a bit. But still.

Wrong.

(Source: newrider)

topherchris:

[Previously]

katastrophicallynerdy:

I made a thing…

luckyshirt:

Tori Amos - Caught a Light Sneeze

You either love Tori Amos or you hate her or you want to grow old with her and spend every night falling asleep after terrifyingly passionate sex wondering if this is the night you’ll wake up in a wicker shack she made in the back yard with candles in a circle around you as she eats your heart right out of your chest.

tj:

Someone asked: “What…how do you even discover you have this talent.”

Answer? College. College is where you learn you have this talent.

redcloud:

pixiepaperdollcartoon:

itsthebrooke:

boobs95:

munchonyobunns:

mallorykcort:

knowsnoboundries:

I

What…how do you even discover you have this talent.

lmaooo

I am mesmerized

I’m mesmerized also.

You know, I really want to try to see if I can do this but I feel like I’d find a way to hurt myself.

Delicate flower, party of 1.

One girl, one cup.

I think we have the star of Cocktail 2.

sonnyjohl:

I unfriended someone on Facebook today.

It’s someone I met through Martial Arts when she was a teenager, and she’s gone on to be a tattoo artist. Good for her.

She has posted racially insensitive stuff before (mostly comics), and I saw it as a dim-witted attempt at commentary on racial…

What he said.

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